evil mental condition
I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.
(angry video game nerd voice) two genders? that’s it? and you just get given one at random, you don’t even get to decide which one you want? what a shitload of fuck
Anonymous asked:
im partway through worm. im on the echidna battle. skitter being like "why cant scapegoat walk on his own when he took my injuries on? are my injuries worse for him? theyre not that bad lol" is such a Moment i love her. ms broken ribs smoke inhalation retinal damage numerous other wounds queen
txttletale answered:
one of skitter’s redeeming features is that she wouldn’t ask anyone to do something she wouldn’t do herself. this is also one of skitter’s most terrifying features
For real tho where are they doing the laundry in the neath. When is the PC washing their clothes. That stuff was like. A whole lot of work back then
Doing the what now?
Please tell me you're washing your clothes. Please
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I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist
If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life
That was a near-religious experience
I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me
Oh wow they sure did vaporise that car into red mist
1994-1996 Ford Aspire
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